Bad News

I was catching up on my daily lunch hour news when I came across this article from a Utah news station. The title of the article made me laugh, "Lack of snow makes riding hard for snowmobilers." I just wanted to shout out, "WELL DUH!"
For those who don't know, I actually graduated with a journalism degree so stuff like this catches my attention. Here are some of my favorite, even more (unintentionally)  HILLARIOUS news stories headlines from 2011 (with my commentary)...

1.
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Man allegedly wounded by two 'booty call ninjas'
*WTC?"

2.

Cops: Woman had 81 pounds of illegal junk in her trunk.
*And I thought I had a lot of junk in MY trunk, dang.

3.

Man dressed as Breathalyzer sentenced to jail for DUI
*Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

4.

China bans time travel.
*Darn it. So much for my weekend plans to go back to 1998.

5.

France set to smash B.O. records
*Seriously, take a shower people.

6. 

Man learns life lesson in naked fight with javelinas
*I bet he did!!

7.

Teenager charged with drink driving blames crash 'on boyfriend who didn't take her to see new Twilight film.
*First off, "drink" driving? is the reporter drunk too!?! Secondly, this girl needs a new boyfriend, seriously.

8.
 
Teen robbed of meatball sub at gunpoint.
*I've been that hungry before, I understand.

9.

Lohan's second trip to the morgue is success
*Define success.

10.

5 stabbed at 'welcome home from jail' party
*Awesome!

Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-50-funniest-headlines-of-2011

Here's to hoping 2012 gives us more idiots and bad journalists! Cheers!