No Signal for these Sneakers!

I'M GOING NUTS!!!!!!!!!

(yet again)

You see I had one of these phones...

Love of my life! No doubt, my favorite phone of ALL time, and I have not loved many phones! :(

Then, one day this ditzy blonde next to Lady Gaga, have no idea who she is...

decided to wash her cell phone with her dishes.
BRILLIANT!

So she got a new phone...

Looks awesome huh! Well, it was truly a piece of poop (a very pricey piece).

So I returned it when I tried for a bazillion and a half hours to figure out how to work it.

I traded it in for this astronomically insanely expensive piece of work...

Yeah!  I finally have a phone! I can go back to normalcy! Life is good! T

ext away little Deja! You're fans can now reach you!

FALSE!!!!

Can't figure out this one either! Piece of #&$&%^(#&($($^(%*!!!

 (come on guys that couldn't possibly be a real cuss word, it's too long, so back off).

Well I'm off to use my newly purchased stress kit...